What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and...

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Trump airs frustrations with Xi and Jerome Powell over elusive economic goals - NBC News

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

No Man's Sky Gets A Massive Switch 2 Upgrade And It's All Free - Kotaku

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

What is Palantir? The secretive tech company behind Trump's data collection efforts - Mashable

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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Report: Steelers expect to have a deal with T.J. Watt by the start of the season - NBC Sports

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

20-Year Mystery of The Muon's Wiggle May Finally Be Solved - ScienceAlert

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.